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El Arquitecto

Manifiesto mi desacuerdo en nombre de todos los seres grotescos del mundo. ¡La muerte es tan …definitiva! Mientras que la vida está llena de posibilidades

Tyrion. Juego de Tronos

La puerta de la oficina se abre y entra un señor vestido con traje de pana, un poco desaliñado. Nunca lo he visto por aquí, supongo que es uno de esos comerciales de pseudoconsultoras que vienen a vender personas al Malaje. Se va a tener que quedar con las ganas, porque el director del departamento está de vacaciones. Sin embargo el hombre se acerca a nosotros.

-Hola, perdonad sabéis cuál es mi sitio.

¿Un nuevo trabajador? Un tío de más de cuarenta años, que mira por encima de las gafas porque le sobran dioptrías para ver de cerca, que lleva una pelusilla blanquecina de dos días por barba y más recto que una vara, viene a currar… ¿de qué?

-Pregúntele al subdirector, aquel de allí.

Al subdirector no lo conocéis. Yo tampoco. Tienen una conversación breve. Este mira unos papeles y le enseña su sitio. Justo al final de la oficina. Qué raro.

Llega la hora de comer, y el nuevo se presenta.

-Hola me llamo Gre… Gorgo. Osea, me dicen Gorgo. Vosotros me podéis decir Gorgo. Tú no. Tú llámame por mi nombre. -Le dice a Friquito.
-No pienso ni llamarte. -Friquito tan amable.

Nos vamos a comer y nos colocamos en la mesa con lo tuppers abiertos. Gorgo se sienta en medio. No lleva comida. Chufito calienta la suya en el Microondas, y se va a coger una Fanta, lo que aprovecha Gorgo para comerse un par de trozos de pollo de Chufito. Luego coge un poco de pan mío, tras pedirme permiso con la mano y finalmente le roba unas patatas a Friquito a pesar de su más que sensible reticencia. En cuanto empieza a protestar, Gorgo ya está hablando.

-Bueno chavales, esta noche nos vamos de farra. ¿No? Estoy deseando que nos liguemos a unas tías y nos las llevemos al piso de este…-señalando a Chufito.
-Yo es que estoy enamorado. Debo mi corazón a una sola mujer. -Dice Chufito.
-Pues montamos una timba en tu casa.
-No juego al Poker… Gorgo. Digo yo.
-Joder vaya grupo. A ver gordo, tú a qué juegas. Uno, ligar seguro que no ligas nada, por las pintas. Y dos para el Poker como que no. Tú y yo nos vamos de fiesta esta noche que nos vamos a poner como chuzas.
-Tengo la reunión semanal de Masters del WOW.
-Panda de Friquis. -Gorgo coge otro trozo de pollo de Chufito, me roba más pan y le suelta una colleja a Friquito antes de robarle otra patata. Se va de la mesa.

De comer llega a la oficina tres horas después. Se sienta y comienza a limpiarse las uñas. Friquito ya se ha levantado y ha ido a hablar con el subdirector para pedirle referencias.

Cuando llegar nos dice:

-Por lo visto es un Arquitecto de Software que han contratado para que les resuelva una serie de incidencias críticas que tienen. Dice que Malaje está de vacaciones y hasta que venga se quedará con nosotros. Y que ya tendremos noticias.

Termina el día y se nos acerca de nuevo. Se viene a mi lado y me dice bajito:

-Oye, tú sabes si aquí venden los ordenadores que sobran… ¿O los tiran?
-Emm, no sé. Supongo que los tirarán o reciclarán. Yo qué sé.
-Para el caso es lo mismo. Ese de ahí no tiene dueño. ¿Verdad? -Gorgo señala el ordenador que perteneció en su día al Mierdas.
-No. Osea, es de Seguros2000, pero no se sienta nadie.

Gorgo hace oidos sordos, quita los cables, la carcasa y extrae el dísco duro, la tarjeta gráfica, la tarjeta de sonido y el DVD. Luego coge el ratón y la pantalla plana. Lo echa todo en una caja. La cierra y se marcha no sin comentarme antes:

-Por esto saco cien eurillos fijo -Me dice susurrando -Venga chavales hasta mañana.

Y se va, con la caja, por el ascensor. Se ha dejado la chaqueta en el perchero. Y huele mal.

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