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70.000 no es tanto…

“Quién iba a pensar que una ballena pesara tanto”

Moe Szyslak llevando una a la espalda. Los Simpson

Con un culo del tamaño de una pelota de playa Nivea, la mujer de los 70.000 se paseaba cada mañana con la misma cadencia depresiva y melancólica. Llevaba trabajando más de 40 años en Seguros2000, no tenía ninguna otra preocupación aparente excepto engordar, evitar el trabajo intelectual (físico venía evitado de fábrica) y quejarse. Me acuerdo que estuvo de baja durante unos meses y fue porque se había quedado embarazada. Nadie se dio cuenta. ¿?

Pero os preguntáis… ¿Mujer de los 70.000? ¿70.000 qué?

Hace 40 años una joven impetuosa había terminado de estudiar la sumamente complicada Licenciatura en Matemáticas. Tenía dos opciones, o dedicarse a la enseñanza, como la mayoría de los matemáticos en España (lo cual produce una curiosa paradoja, estudias para enseñar a otros estudiantes para que enseñen a otros estudiantes… hasta el infinito… lo cual explica el porqué de la dificultad de dicha carrera) o a la novísima tecnologiía denominada Informática. Informática, qué palabra más curiosa, era todo aquello que tenía relación con los ordenadores cajas de tarjetas perforadas. Es decir, se dedicaban jugar con cartulinas. Entenderá el ávido lector que un informático jamás trabaja, siempre trata de jugar, aunque sea agujereando cartones.

Pues bien, en Seguros2000 necesitaban un agujereador. Y como buena matemática decidió que lo suyo no era enseñar, era ir más allá, y se convirtió, sin saberlo, en la primera mujer que hacía intrusión laboral, aunque por entonces no estaba mal visto porque no había ningún pseudoingeniero informático.

Y durante 40 años trabajó… más bien trabajó los primeros 5 hasta que la hicieron fija. Luego fue un devenir de las distintas tecnologías y un adaptamiento silencioso (era experta en el arte de desviar atenciones y responsabilidades) a los distintos puestos sin hacer ruido ni estropear nada, que ya era mérito. Y durante 40 años, al 4% de media de crecimiento anual del sueldo neto, más subidas generalizadas para ajustar sueldos al euro, más diferentes medidas de adaptación de los ingenieros y demás jerigonza al nivel europeo, hacía un total, para una mujer que apenas sabe ya lo que es agujerear algo, de 70.000 euros brutos anuales. La mujer de los 70.000.

Pocos saben esto, pero cuando en su día alguien le dijo, “mujer, póngase al día, que desde que quitamos las tarjetas perforadas, no ha aprendido nada“, ella respondío: “hijo mío, si lo que quiero es que me echen…

Y como Seguros2000 es una empresa que confía en sus trabajadores, el hecho de que no prejubilen a esta buena mujer no es sino reflejo de una política equilibrada de tiburones, pescaditos y ballenas.

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