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Superratón

…de repente se cayeron en un cubo lleno de nata. Los dos ratones pataleaban para mantenerse a flote. Uno de ellos se rindió en seguida, y se hundió. El otro ratón, siguió, pataleó y pataleó, hasta que de tanto patalear convirtió la nata en mantequilla y sobrevivió. Yo soy el segundo ratón.

Frank Abagnale Sr. Atrápame si puedes

La luna llena iluminaba con su reflejo las zonas más recónditas de la Casa de Campo. Allí fue engendrado y allí nació.

Gorgo vino al mundo para sobrevivir. Su madre, una profesional sin igual según sus clientes nocturnos, le enseñó de pequeñito pocas cosas, pero una de ellas se le grabó a fuego: “Nunca pidas nada Gorguito, cógelo. Es la mejor manera de ser alguien en la vida”.

Esa filosofía en un ser humano de limitada inteligencia hubiese sido una bomba de relojería, pero Gorgo tenía un personalidad fabulosa. Una mezcla diabólica de destreza y picaresca aliñadas con una falta de escrúpulos sobresaliente.

La pubertad de Gorgo no fue sencilla, vivió al límite en los parques de todos los barrios dispuestos a satisfacer su ánsia anárquica, diabólica y revolucionaria. Estaba metido en todas las organizaciones delincuentes. Vendió droga, robó bolsos, acuchilló a morosos e incluso fue guardia de seguridad de una discoteca. Evidentemente maduró y cuando por fin su cerebro se solidificó consideró enfocar sus habilidades en alguna tarea más productiva. No tuvo que pensarlo mucho. Siempre supo, desde pequeñito cuando cambiaba cromos trucados, que había nacido para una sola cosa: El timo.

Su plan era sencillo a la par que seguro: engañar a los viejos. Para seleccionar las víctimás más interesantes tan solo tenía que ir a una parada de un autobús del IMSERSO. Observaba cuáles eran recibidos por sus familias y cuales volvían a casa solos o en taxi. Éstos últimos eran perfectos. Luego tenía que seguirlos y ver donde vivían.

Finalmente todo era cuestión de aplicar el timo que más se ajustara al perfil de cada uno de los solitarios abuelos. El timo del tiburón blanco, el del ciclón de Honduras, el de la vieja desamparada, el del los regalos a crédito y, cómo no, el de la pirámide invertida.

Muchos de estos timos funcionaban. Los que no pues no pasaba nada. ¡Eran viejos! ¡Nadie escucha nunca a los viejos!

Pero para Gorgo, aquella forma de vida se le había quedado pequeña. Necesitaba ir más allá. Necesitaba convertirse en una persona de provecho. Necesitaba timar a los que se merecían ser timados. A los grandes. Y el primer objetivo fue Seguros2000. El método para actuar fue sencillo. Identificó rápidamente a todos aquellos que venían a trabajar de Informáticos (según sabía, un informático no demuestra su incompetencia hasta que pasan unos meses y algunos siguen siendo incompetentes después de muertos; más que suficiente). Encontró a uno esperando en la puerta, seguramente vendrían a buscarlo. Era el momento.

-Hola, perdona me puedes decir la hora. -No miró el reloj, eso significaba que sabía perfectamente la hora que era, estaba ansioso.
-Las nueve y media.
-¿Eres el nuevo?
-Mmmm… ¿Eres… (mira un papelito) Don “Uñas“?
-Sí… vienes por el nuevo puesto. ¿no? Vamos a tomar un café y me cuentas.

Aquel imberbe experto en arquitectura le hubiese recitado desde el génesis hasta el apocalipsis en verso si se lo hubiera pedido. Le sacó todo lo que necesitaba y él no se dio ni cuenta. (Informáticos, pensó, se creen que todo es 1+1… pobres…)

-Lo siento por haberte hecho venir. No estás preparado para este trabajo. ¿Te dieron alguna dirección o teléfono? Hazme el favor de facilitármelos. Gracias.

El resto fue sencillo. Llamó por teléfono, preguntó por Uñas, le contó la milonga y a trabajar de Freelance como experto en Arquitectura. ¿Le pillarán el engaño? Eso seguro, pero hasta entonces…

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